Soulee Maya Heller
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Early March 2007
Produced by Bill and Jodi Heller

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Auditioning for an Uncle Ed Centerfold or taking a bath

Mom prepares me for my bath

"I like longs walks on the beach...

"and when I'm ready I'm going to eat lots of chocolate"

Rubber Ducky you're the one...


Puns by Soulee (Groaners Guaranteed!)

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and
got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the
reception was excellent

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The
bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to
the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.

Deja Moo:
The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly,
so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it
sank, proving once again that you can't have your
kayak and heat it too.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the
other day, but I couldn't find any.

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot
most of the time, which produced an impressive set
of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little,
which made him rather frail and with his odd diet,
he suffered from bad breath. This made him.
(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) ..
A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by


Watching the Cubs and White Sox on TV for the first time this year

Boy oh Boy the 1st Ballgame on TV

Wow those White Sox sure can hit!

Can't anyone pitch?

Some of these guys couldn't pitch in the Little League

We're gonna wait another 100 years!

Now who checks body fat on a 2 1/2 month old kid

Wait 'til next year

At least food in the bleachers is good!


It was a cold dark night when the attack began. The refugees looked down at the destruction and wondered if they would ever be able to occupy the premises again. The two warriors from FEMA attacked the monster that was dug up under the concrete floor. Who knows what evil lurks in the shadows? The monster had a corrugated rubbery skin and looked poised to fight. But the two warriors with their Bosch weapon were equal to the fight and subdued the monster.

Two passersby view the carnage

A direct hit!

I haven't seen anything this bad since Dempster came in the 9th!

I wonder if I'll ever get to play in the basement?

NTSB at Work

Disarming the Monster!

Bomb disposal member


Stand Back! There's two buckets of @#$%!


Go Cubbies!

I just can't wait!








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